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The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer
Posted by: Symi Cat (IP Logged)
Date: July 22, 2011 08:12PM

There's this English pornographer that lives on Symi who, together with his partner, writes and tries to sell bad pornographic stories...they usually involve male rape (including Greek men living in the islands raping male tourists) or schoolboys being spanked and sexually assaulted by their teachers...that sort of unpleasant thing. They run a shop called SymiDream up the top of the Kali Strata in Symi and as well as the pornography, they plug other (in my opinion) mind-numbingly bad stories (oh look! I self-publish my unedited writings so will call myself an author) and amateurish photographs (oh look! I have a camera so will call myself a photographer) and other stuff. Poor old Jimmy (the one who writes) just hates the Symi News and for the second month running writes more lies in his yawn-inducing self-publicising blog.

"And talking of news, I was handed a few copies of the new local paper the other day while at the bar. A quick glance showed me three (possibly more) digs/jibes/accusations aimed at non-Greek residents, expats and English people in particular. And this was in the English section. Not my idea of a community paper. Shame, thatís one reader lost already, and a potential link to another Symi news website that I now donít feel like sharing."

Since when, Jimmy, have you ever been a part of (or even tried to understand) the community you infest? you've no idea of it! Lost you as a reader??? don't lie! you'll be reading the Symi News next month to try and find more things to carp on and lie about! Potential link??? yes, VERY potential because, come on, you'd rather scoop out your tiny brain with a teaspoon and eat it raw than post a link to ANY website related to the Symi News. English PEOPLE in particular??? where'd you get that one from? Ah yes...of course...you made it up.

The day that anyone at the Symi News takes any lesson from YOU or your partner about correct behaviour, community or morals will be the day when a glacier forms on Nimos, or, more improbable still, you write something that shows you have any talent.

Maybe it's about time the Symi News got into investigative journalism...writing the occasional exposť of anyone on the island who deserved to be exposed...ya know, like people who sell schoolboy abuse and male rape...it would make a nice article for both the Greek and English editions, I imagine. Unlike Jimmy's writings, the Symi News wouldn't have to lie and deceive.

Now where's my pen...



 


Subject Views Written By Posted
The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 3271 Symi Cat 07/22/2011 08:12PM
Re: The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 2436 Symi Cat 07/23/2011 04:30PM
Re: The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 2244 Lizzykitch 07/29/2011 03:55PM
Re: The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 2399 Symi Cat 07/30/2011 02:49AM
Re: The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 2168 Lizzykitch 08/02/2011 05:32PM
Re: The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 2281 Lizzykitch 08/03/2011 12:59AM
Re: The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 2122 Symi Cat 08/03/2011 01:45AM
Re: The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 1711 Will 05/09/2012 04:18PM
Re: The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 1820 Lizzykitch 05/10/2012 11:04AM
Re: The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 1835 Will 05/11/2012 07:33PM
Re: The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 1681 Lizzykitch 05/12/2012 07:44PM
Re: The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 1509 sainttheresa 05/27/2012 06:48PM
Re: The Symi News receives a moral lecture from a Symi-based Pornographer 1810 Will 05/27/2012 08:24PM


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